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Смешные еврейские анекдоты

31 мар 2022 31.03.2022

Абрам покупал на рынке мясо по 10 рублей за килограмм, варил его и продавал по 10 рублей за килограмм. У него спросили: "Абрам, что ты делаешь, ты покупаешь мясо за 10 рублей, варишь его и продаешь за 10 рублей. Что ты с этого имеешь?". Абрам улыбнулся и сказал что-то на иврите. Абрам был еврей.

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Несмешные еврейские анекдоты

31.03.2022

Смешно, смеёмся

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Алексей Ступников

31.03.2022

Таки он ещё бульон по 2 рубля за литр продавал

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Апкурыш

31.03.2022

Сложно

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Гоша Буркотовский

31.03.2022

Этим евреем был Альберт Эйнштейн

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