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Анекдоты с низким бюджетом

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21 янв в 22:48 21 янв

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В пекинском метро. Девушка и парень ждут поезда. Парень высоким тоном к девушке:

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— Чу мин сянь дуф хе!

Девушка задумчиво отвечает:

— Ян фан си.

Парень, злясь, громко:

— Дау шан фан, да фан ню, ян шан го зин!

Девушка отвечает:

— Жи куан гуа хе, шу ен гу шинь ху!

Прямо так внимательно читаете, как будто понимаете по-китайски?! Идите спать.

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