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29 ноя 2021 29.11.2021

Веселого понедельника!

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Зохожу сегодня на ДТФ и думаю - вот бы Лучший вернулся - смотрю, и правда вернулся!

Анекдот вспомнила))

Сидит мужик на необитаемом острове, голодный, пытается рыбу поймать и вдруг поймал золотую рыбку.

- Отпусти меня мужик и я исполню три твоих желания.

- Как это?

- О чем подумаешь тут же исполнится.

Отпустил мужик рыбку и думает - сижу дома, пью водку, а жена соседа мне минет делает.

Сбылось. Мужик думает - обосраться!

Сбылось. Мужик - вернуть все обратно!

Сидит мужик на необитаемом острове....

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Лучший

29.11.2021

Лучшая!)

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Eva

29.11.2021 Автор

Сам такой))

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Лучший

29.11.2021

Понял, молчу)

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Lesnic

29.11.2021

Хорошего дня

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Eva

29.11.2021 Автор

Отличного понедельника и хорошего настроения!

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