In the swampy Shire, where the trailers stand in line, Frodo’s in the mud, drinkin’ homemade shine. Bilbo’s on the porch, tellin’ tales all day long, Everything was quiet ‘til that Ring came along. Gandalf rode up on his mule named Joe, Said, ‘That Ring’s trouble, we’ve gotta hit the road!’
With the swamp behind, and the mountains ahead, We’re just good ol’ boys, doin’ what Gandalf said. Frodo’s carryin’ the Ring, and it’s draggin’ slow, But we’re marchin’ through the mud with a steady flow.
Aragorn’s our tracker, huntin’ coons at night, Gimli’s swingin’ axes, but his aim ain’t right. Legolas is preppin’, shootin’ bugs off logs, Arwen’s paintin’ toenails, yellin’ at the dogs. Saruman’s that neighbor who’s always causin’ grief, Schemin’ in his tower like a backwoods thief.
With the swamp behind, and the mountains ahead, We’re just good ol’ boys, doin’ what Gandalf said. Frodo’s carryin’ the Ring, and it’s draggin’ slow, But we’re marchin’ through the mud with a steady flow.
Ля, а шо там? У меня чет ютуб не грузит
In the swampy Shire, where the trailers stand in line,
Frodo’s in the mud, drinkin’ homemade shine.
Bilbo’s on the porch, tellin’ tales all day long,
Everything was quiet ‘til that Ring came along.
Gandalf rode up on his mule named Joe,
Said, ‘That Ring’s trouble, we’ve gotta hit the road!’
With the swamp behind, and the mountains ahead,
We’re just good ol’ boys, doin’ what Gandalf said.
Frodo’s carryin’ the Ring, and it’s draggin’ slow,
But we’re marchin’ through the mud with a steady flow.
Aragorn’s our tracker, huntin’ coons at night,
Gimli’s swingin’ axes, but his aim ain’t right.
Legolas is preppin’, shootin’ bugs off logs,
Arwen’s paintin’ toenails, yellin’ at the dogs.
Saruman’s that neighbor who’s always causin’ grief,
Schemin’ in his tower like a backwoods thief.
With the swamp behind, and the mountains ahead,
We’re just good ol’ boys, doin’ what Gandalf said.
Frodo’s carryin’ the Ring, and it’s draggin’ slow,
But we’re marchin’ through the mud with a steady flow.