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Несмешные еврейские анекдоты

9 мая в 09:36 9 мая

Подходит маленький еврейский мальчик к немецкому офицеру, дергает его за штанину и спрашивает:
-Дяденька солдат, а дяденька солдат. Почему из одной трубы идёт белый дым, а из другой чёрный.
На что ему Офицер отвечает:
-Потому что дед твой забыл сапоги снять.

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Tricky Cacausian

9 мая

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Alex Smith

9 мая

Мальчик спалился

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КОСТЯ 2015

9 мая

Подходит еврейский мальчик к немецкому офицеру и спрашивает:
-Дяденька солдат, а вы не видели моего деда
-Видел
-Где?
-Вот тут
И показывает ему прицел своего автомата

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