• Be Matsuri
• Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
  
• Constantly rejected by her
  
• Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
  
• Talk to a bartender
  
• Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
  
• Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
  
• Get ignored and rejected by him
  
• Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
  
• Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
  
• Actually get him to coach you
  
• The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
  
• End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
  
• Cry and suffer the whole time
  
• Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
  
• You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
  
• Have the time of your life
  
• He never calls you back
  
• Find a princess that loves you back
  
• She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
  
• She values and depends on you a lot
  
• When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
  
• Fall into an endless APEX obsession
  
• Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
  
• Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
  
• Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
  
• Fans actually start leaving you
  
• Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
  
• Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
  
• Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
  
• Then a Shark appears
  
• The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
  
• You start bleeding viewers
  
• You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
  
• Do a collab with a gook
  
• Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
  
• That collab also brings a curse to this land
  
• get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
  
• Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
  
• you're alone, playing APEX
  
• Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
  
• You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
  
• All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
  
• EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
  
• All of the boys are playing among us together
  
• All of them are having fun
  
• You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
  
• There's a Yathzee tournament coming
  
• It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
  
• Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
  
• Tournament happens, you are doing fine
  
• Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
  
• She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
  
• At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
  
• Your dreams of a harem are dead
  
• Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
  
• The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
  
• FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
  
• You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
  
• You want the mom
  
• BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
  
• The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
  
• Mommy turns you down politely
  
• You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
  
• Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
  
• You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
  
• As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
  
• Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
  
• In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
  
• Shortly after go into a break
  
• Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
  
• Your fanbase start to attack each other
  
• You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
  
• Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
  
• You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
  
• You retweet it SEVEN times
  
• You send an aka supacha
  
• She doesn't mention it
  
• Not a single holo acknowledges the video
  
• Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
  
• Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
  
• Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account