If you were going for a "talk like a pirate" joke, then it would be something like "Ahoy! Me name be XaNax."
I've been learning
Not a mistake per se, but you probably meant to say "I've been studying." The difference is subtle, but if you want to emphasize the active effort, "studying" would work better in this context.
learning english
"learning English"
The specific names of languages are proper nouns, so they are always capitalized.
for decades
Unless you were going for a comedic effect, you probably don't want to use phrases like "for decades" right after specifying that you are only 34 years old. It sounds a bit pretentious.
Also
"Also,"
It always needs a comma when attached to an otherwise complete sentence like this.
i
"I"
for kids and
"for kids, and"
These are two independent clauses, so you need a comma here. Note that there are exceptions to this rule.
About the name i thought to tell my real name, then i thought it doesn't matter anyway. "For decades" - it was a joke of course. Thank you anyway for your comment!
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Me name is XaNax
"My name is XaNax"
If you were going for a "talk like a pirate" joke, then it would be something like "Ahoy! Me name be XaNax."
I've been learning
Not a mistake per se, but you probably meant to say "I've been studying."
The difference is subtle, but if you want to emphasize the active effort, "studying" would work better in this context.
learning english
"learning English"
The specific names of languages are proper nouns, so they are always capitalized.
for decades
Unless you were going for a comedic effect, you probably don't want to use phrases like "for decades" right after specifying that you are only 34 years old. It sounds a bit pretentious.
Also
"Also,"
It always needs a comma when attached to an otherwise complete sentence like this.
i
"I"
for kids and
"for kids, and"
These are two independent clauses, so you need a comma here. Note that there are exceptions to this rule.
If you not
"If you are not"
interesting
"interested"
Unless you want to insult the reader, of course.
ingore
"ignore"
About the name i thought to tell my real name, then i thought it doesn't matter anyway. "For decades" - it was a joke of course. Thank you anyway for your comment!
GPT moment.
Well, to tell the truth, you speech is not as you have been learning English for decades.
Lmao get rekt nerd