Snake: Otacon, there's a long-haired man with a ridiculously long sword.
Otacon: Ok...and...
Snake: But it's odd. He has a wing on his right shoulder..
Otacon: SEPHIROTH!!!!!
Snake: Who!?
Otacon: The one-winged angel himself!!! Snake, watch your step with that man! He'll cut you up and make your life a living hell if you step on his bad side, let alone get in his eyesight!! Just ask Cloud!
Snake: Who?
Otacon: Cloud vs. Sephiroth, the classic Final Fantasy battle. It's like watching one of my Japanese animes!
Snake: Ok, so what do I do?
Otacon: If he reaches god form, your butt is toast!!!
Snake: ...Otacon, you didn't answer my question.
Otacon: .....
Snake: ...Otacon, OTACON!!!!!!!!!!!