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19 окт 2022 19.10.2022

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Арина Думова

19.10.2022

Подвинься, я отмечаю один

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Dragontry

19.10.2022

Так, как махну рукой, все смеются.
Пятница, разгар вечера, в бар заходит мужик. Залазит на барную стойку и срёт прямо у всех на глазах. Когда толпа вот-вот готова взорваться, говорит:
— Тише, а то будет как на Украине!
И уходит. На следующий день ситуация повторяется, но в этот раз бармен осмеливается спросить:
— А что там, на Украине-то?
— А на Украине меня избили.

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