Baseline test (GOT Edition)
D&D - прозвище шоураннеров "Игры престолов". Поскольку они оба Дэвида, а также с негативной коннотацией Dumb & Dumber.
GRRM - тут должно быть вполне очевидно что это Анджей Сапковский.
GRRM: Prototype D&D-zero-dash-eight-dot-six, let's begin. Ready?
D&D: Yes, sir.
GRRM: Recite your baseline.
D&D: "And fire-ice nothingness began to spin... A system of character arcs interlinked within arcs interlinked within arcs interlinked within one plot... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white army played."
GRRM: Arcs.
D&D: Arcs.
GRRM: Have you ever been in an institution? Arcs.
D&D: Arcs.
GRRM: Do they keep you in a cell? Arcs.
D&D: Arcs.
GRRM: When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Arcs.
D&D: Arcs.
GRRM: Interlinked.
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: What's it like to hold a million dollar you love? Interlinked.
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: Did they teach you how to rewrite a book into a screenplay? Interlinked.
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: Do you long for having your characters interlinked? Interlinked.
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: Do you dream about being interlinked... ?
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: What's it like to hold your script in your arms? Interlinked.
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: Do you feel that there's a part of show that's missing? Interlinked.
D&D: Interlinked.
GRRM: Within arcs interlinked.
D&D: Within arcs interlinked.
GRRM: Why don't you say that three times: Within arcs interlinked.
D&D: Within arcs interlinked. Within arcs interlinked. Within arcs interlinked.
GRRM: We're done. "Constant D&D"... sorry, we kinda forgot about your bonus.
D&D: Thank you, sir.
8-й сезон - это фэйковые воспоминания. Настоящий будет ближе к обеду.