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Что будет если к члену привязать карандаш?

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Михаил Мезенцев

23 фев

Шутки про @Батоня

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Анекдоты с низким бюджетом

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он в бане тут

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Не Батон-тян

23 фев

Пидр

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Анекдоты с низким бюджетом

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Подзывает старый еврей к себе внука и говорит:
-Запомни мудрость, главное в жизни это хитрость, сейчас я поведаю тебе историю про хитрого человека, слушай:

Попадают к немцам в плен француз, русский и Батон.
Немец:
- Мы вас завтра будем расстрелять! Но как благородный нация, выполним Ваше последнее желание.
Француз:
- Молодую блондинку.
Переночевал и его расстреляли.
Русский:
- Ящик водки.
Ему принесли. Русский сутки пил. Наутро расстреляли.
Батон:
- Ничего не прошу, только дайте перед смертью поесть клубнички.
- Свинья! Где мы тебе зимой найдем клубнику?
- А я не спешу особо
Наутро хитрые немцы расстреляли Батона.

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grey k1ller

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Михаил Мезенцев

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Жест

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