Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes.

A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern.

The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?

The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah...

Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine.

And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over.