The Sweet Little Succubus

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-----[Bard's Warning]
Listen, good traveler, I sing now to you,
Of a maiden so pure, with a heart so true!
My words are all open, my purpose is clear,
If sinful thoughts stir as my story you hear,
The fault is not mine—the thought is your own,
You'll reap the fruit of the seeds you have sown!

-----[The Sweet Little Succubus]

[Intro]
Once long, long ago in a magical land,
The sweet little Succubus made life so grand!
Whatever their plight,
By day or by night,
She never refused what a soul might demand!

[Verse 1]
The Succubus visited a goblin's old inn,
A master of baking with passion within!
She ate his sweet pies,
With a joy in her eyes,
With her mouth full of cream and with a happy grin!

[Verse 2]
A sad little merman was lonely as can be,
The Succubus joined him to set his mood free.
They rocked on the tide,
Swam right side by side,
With foam on her face, full of laughter and glee!

[Chorus]
Oh, what a giving
And helpful young dear!
But wait! There are stories
You've yet to hear!

[Verse 3]
The Succubus stomped grapes with a faun,
With a squelch and a squish till near dawn.
As it trickled so sweet
Down her throat in the heat,
What a marvelous juice they had drawn!

[Verse 4]
The Succubus helped a wild satyr to find
The nymphs' sweet flowers of a delicate kind,
She helped the flowers unfold
So soft to behold,
So he missed not a single sweet blossom behind!

[Chorus]
Oh, what a giving
And helpful young dear!
But wait! There are stories
You've yet to hear!

[Verse 5]
A minotaur lost in the labyrinth wide,
Was stuck in a crack where he couldn’t slide.
She oiled up the place
To afford him some space,
And guided him through to her favored side!

[Verse 6]
The Succubus hired some ogres for wood,
Who swung their big axes as hard as they could.
They dragged through her door
One log, then one more,
Till both of her sheds were filled as they should!

[Bridge]
Is she right to assist
Every creature in need?
We say "YES!" Helping others
Is the kindest of deeds!
...Is the kindest of deeds...

[Verse 7]
The Succubus came to a centaur in need,
His longbow was unbending indeed!
She pulled his string
Till the wood had a spring,
Then it shot with a burst of incredible speed!

[Verse 8]
The Succubus offered a unicorn care,
To polish his beauty and magical flair.
She worked on his horn
From dusk to the morn,
Till great showers of sparks filled the air!

[Chorus]
Oh, what a giving
And helpful young dear!
But wait! There are stories
You've yet to hear!

[Verse 9]
The Succubus cared for a phoenix in chill,
His ember was cold, all frozen and still.
She kneaded his form
Till the ashes grew warm,
Now he’s ready to take her aloft at her will!

[Verse 10]
The Succubus found a sea-siren ashore,
She 'ate berrу, tangled in nets on the shore!
They flipped her and twirled,
As the ropes were unfurled,
And freed her wet tail with a joyful roar!

[Chorus]
Oh, what a giving
And helpful young dear!
But wait! There are stories
You've yet to hear!

[Verse 11]
A burning dragon came flying in despair:
"Help me clear the pass to my secret lair!"
With her tool for such a trick —
Inside, she worked it so quick
Till he roared and yielded beneath her care!

[Verse 12]
The Succubus met a great kraken ashore
Whose knitting of scarves was a mess more and more!
She held his tentacles tight
To guide them just right,
She pulled through each loop till he needed no more!

[Outro]
Once long, long ago in a magical land,
The sweet little Succubus made life so grand!
Be they females or males,
With heads or with tails —
They all left exhausted, unable to stand!

[Chorus]
Oh, what a giving
And helpful young dear!
That’s all! for today,
But new stories are near!